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Can I Keep Him Part 2

February 5th 2010 23:33
As I explained yesterday, my old Basset hound Keesha and I get along quite well together. She follows me around while the children are at school. We're both overweight, we both snore and we are both fond of an afternoon nap in the sun. I thought that the two of us would waddle into our declining years together.

Then something happened. Keesha was lured away from the yard one warm autumn night by a ne'er do well who no doubt promised her the world but who left her with six squirmy white puppies. When I realized that she had fallen for some smooth talking stray I was of course quite upset. When I saw the puppies I was beyond upset. Prior to this, Keesha has produced three lovely Basset puppies per litter. Adorable little bundles with long ears and soulful eyes. This bunch of miscreants look like exactly what they are: white mongrels with no inherent cute factor that I can tell.


Gertrude, of course fell in love with the little beggars. "Perhaps they are like Dalmations, mom" she offered. "Maybe they will grow spots in a few days and BECOME CUTE." It was a cheerful thought but I knew there was no way these puppies were going to be anything more than average looking dogs.

I was however, very firm with both girls. Cute or not, all six puppies had to find homes somewhere else. There are quite enough dogs at our house. Keesha should have been spayed the second I decided not to breed her anymore. It was irresponsible of me but, having made the mistake, I needed to pull myself together and do the right thing. Find new homes for the pups and have the mother fixed as soon as possible. That being the case, no one was allowed to name the new puppies, or hold them or do anything more than ensure that they were healthy and ready to leave the premises when they were old enough to be weaned.


I've stood firm on the subject. Little Inky (named for his ink black nose) understands that he is going to have to move on in a few weeks. As do his brothers and sisters.

Last night the puppies celebrated their third week on Earth. Tallulah held one of the puppies up for me to inspect. "Look at this one mom. Do you see how scruffy his coat looks?" He
is the runt and he is not as cute as all the others. I feel sorry for him. No one is going to want a dog who looks like this." She held the little dog up to her cheek and smiled sadly at me while the puppy looked at me with big innocent eyes. I knew then what was coming. The question I dreaded...what I was trying to avoid by keeping human and canine children apart.

"Mom, since no one is going to want this one can I keep him?"
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Can I Keep Him? Part I

February 4th 2010 19:42
Children and puppies (or kittens!) just seem to go together. At our house we are animal lovers. From the time Tallulah was a old enough to express her desire for a pet, she has tried to bring one type of animal or another into our house. Some stayed for a while, others didn't work out as well.

For a time our town was plagued with stray dogs. Gertrude, Tallulah's younger sister has a soft heart for any stray. The instant one steps foot (paw) on our block, the child grasps it to her chest and vows that she will "love" it "forever". Each is given their own unique name and when they move on, they go with a full belly, leaving me with a sad child.

I mention this as a way to explain why there are currently five dogs and three cats residing with us. In fairness, all but the very oldest dog and the very youngest dogs live outdoors. Still, there are a great many dogs and cats depending on the occupants of our house for their daily bowl of kibble.

At the beginning it was not my intention to operate a shelter for stray pets. It just evolved. Each pet came to us with some sad tale.

Take the cats. Chowder came to us because my daughter heard that his previous owner was going to euthanize several kittens unless homes could be found. Tallulah went to work and found homes for as many of the kittens as she could. When only Chowder was left, she brought him to me and announced that the cat was on death row UNLESS I could find it in my heart to open my heart to him and allow her to take him in.

A week later, Duchess arrived. At only 11 ounces, she was tiny and fluffly and purred like a finely tuned motor when she snuggled into my arms. Once again I heard a sad story that involved certain feline death. UNLESS I was willing to stand up and be the defender of cats I was born to become.

I mention this as a way to explain why there are currently five dogs and three cats residing with us. In fairness, all but the very oldest dog and the very youngest dogs live outdoors. Still, there are a great many dogs and cats depending on the occupants of our house for their daily bowl of kibble.

At the beginning it was not my intention to operate a shelter for stray pets. It just evolved. Each pet came to us with some sad tale.

Take the cats. Chowder came to us because my daughter heard that his previous owner was going to euthanize several kittens unless homes could be found. Tallulah went to work and found homes for as many of the kittens as she could. When only Chowder was left, she brought him to me and announced that the cat was on death row UNLESS I could find it in my heart to open my heart to him and allow her to take him in. A week later, Duchess arrived. At only 11 ounces, she was tiny and fluffy and purred like a motor when she snuggled into my arms. Once again I heard a sad story that involved certain feline death. UNLESS I was willing to stand up and be the defender of cats I was born to become.

Eventually Duchess and Chowder became the proud parents of three tiny adorable kittens. Fortunately, two of them found homes with nice older ladies who love cats.

Each of my dogs has come to me with an equally said tale to share with me. Either the cruelty of other humans or the look of pleading in my daughter’s eyes has brought four dogs into my life. Keesha, the basset hound, is my old girl. Over weight and asthmatic, she plods along beside me in the garden and around the house. When I sit to drink my cup of tea, she curls at my feet and snores loudly until I move again. Her idea of exercise is to wag her tail a wee bit more quickly when I mention her name and the word “cookie” in the same sentence. In short, she is my canine doppelganger. I was happy having my “old girl” hang around with me when the children were at school.
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Things I Swore I Would Never Say

July 8th 2009 18:34
When I was growing up there were things that I swore I would never say to my children. Most were things that my mother said to me. As I got older, I learned that many of mom's sayings were practically universal. Everyone's mom said the same things. Still, I was positive that I would never say those dreaded things to my children.

"If everybody else was jumping off a cliff would you jump too?" This was especially useful to mom when I asked to do something that all my friends with "cooler" parents were allowed to do. It brings up an image of adolescent lemmings following each other off the edge of a cliff into the sea. Of course since I wouldn't jump off a cliff I was pretty well stopped by her logic.

"Always wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident" Somehow, mom had the idea that the medical staff of whatever emergency room my mangled body ended up in would take the time to comment of the state of my panties and bra. I can just see the dashing young doctor, laboring to save my life turning to the nurse to say, "She's a lovely girl, what a shame she is wearing a dingy bra." Highly unlikely to my way of thinking.

"Close the door. Were you born in a barn?" Now really, I would have thought she would know the answer to this one. It never made much sense to me. Neither did the other comment that went with it: "Close the door. Are you trying to heat/air condition the outdoors?"

"Don't make that face, your face will freeze like that." This was usually reserved for times when my siblings and I were trying to out do each other by making hideous faces. So far, my face has not frozen and I am still making faces. Still if you ever see an adult with their face contorted in an odd fashion you have to wonder if their mother failed to give them adequate warning about the dangers of making faces.

These are only four of mom's sayings. I'm sure that if I think I will be able to come up with others.The thing is when I had children, I was certain I would be a wise and sensible parent who would never resort to saying such inane things.

But then my Tallulah became a teenager. And she decided that she needed a cell phone. Because, in her words, "Everyone has one". And I am ashamed to admit it slipped out before I could stop myself. In the blink of an eye, I became my mother. I turned to her and said:
"If everyone else jumps off a cliff, are you going to jump off too?"
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Living Through Our Children

July 3rd 2009 02:07
There is a strange competition that goes on among some mothers. A kind of maternal bragging contest where they feel compelled to prove that their little blue eyed darling is the brightest, most clever child in the world. Now, everyone believes that their child is superior to all other children but the lengths to which these women will go are really unbelievable.

I have a friend who is one of these mothers. If I mention Frick did well at her swim meet, she is quick to tell me that her little Ichabod is such a good swimmer that Michael Phelps himself offered to give him private lessons. When I mentioned that Gertrude read at 3, she countered with the information that Ichabod was able to read Goethe in the original German at 24 months. No matter what accomplishment is mentioned, her child has done it. Not only has Ichabod done it, he did it at an earlier age


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Go Britney!!

November 8th 2006 00:37
Well duh is all I really have to say.... There it was on Yahoo news, Britney Spears has finally filed for divorce from K-Fed. As hilarious as the two of them are, I feel bad for those children.

Is anyone out there actually suprised


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November 6th 2006 13:30


As far as fashion goes, is anything original? I had an argument recently with someone who claims they invented the whole, military/cargo/camo look. Laughable I know. I don't care if you were wearing the stuff 10 years ago


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